Interviewer: Hello Lady Capulet, how do you fare today?
Lady Capulet: Terrible. Don’t ask me that.
Interviewer: Um… okay. Well anyways, we should get started with the interview. Could you tell me what events are happening right now?
Lady Capulet: Well, these last days have been a blur of misfortunes, Tybalt killed Mercutio, Romeo killed Tybalt and got banished—thank heavens he’s out of Verona.
Interviewer: I assume Romeo won’t be missed among the Capulets. May Tybalt rest in peace, I’m sorry for your loss of your nephew.
Lady Capulet: Yes, he’ll be missed dearly. At least what he did was defend the Capulet honor as his last doing. Prince of Cats, you won’t be forgotten.
Interviewer: It truly is a tragedy. Speaking of tragedy, we’ve recently caught word of the death of Juliet, your daughter, and right before her wedding too! Oh, poor, poor Paris on losing his bride.
Lady Capulet: (cries) Oh, my daughter, I wish I would have known she was going to die just like that, I wish I could have stopped it. Whatever happened, she didn’t deserve death! What cruel joker would take her life? I want her back!
Interviewer: Please, keep it together, Lady Capulet, everything will be okay!
Lady Capulet: My only daughter is DEAD! DON’T tell me to calm down! She’s gone and there’s nothing I can do about it! I can cry till my death bed if I wanted to! Leave me alone!
Interviewer: Gah..! Don't hurt me! Alright! I'll leave!